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Car Quotes


"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."


"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."


"You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice."


"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."


"I am very puzzled by the fact that young people are getting infected again. They don't take precautions despite an enormous amount of information. It's like riding a race car at 200 kilometers an hour. Some people like the risk."


"A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green."


"Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think."


"I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant."


"The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other."


"Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he can't find his car keys, much less keep a national secret."


"When you're in the car, how well you do is down to you and you alone-no band, no management, no marketing."


"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."


"But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house."


"Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car."


"So I did in fact spend two and a half years in the Middlesbrough car park practising skills. But if you spend four or five or six hours a day practising, you get better."


"It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on."


"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."


"The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity."


"I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.""


"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."


"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."


"In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with."


"The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else."


"You have to visualize a second or two ahead of your car what line you are taking, what you are going to do, before you get there because it comes too fast."
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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"


"As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD."


"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."


"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."


"The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles, is if gasoline prices continue to go up."
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