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"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills."
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"Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air."
Ability
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
Gender
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Car
"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"
Money
"Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done."
Leadership
"Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty."
Duty
"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."
Vacation
"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."
Money
"He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone."
Honesty
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