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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills."
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"In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year."
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"The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other."
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"Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway."
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"I have a Volvo S60R and it's a pretty fast car, the R says it all."
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"People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet."
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"We also listen to PJ Harvey; a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car."
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"I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up."
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"The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers."
Success
"As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible."
Actor
"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
Funny
"I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing."
Love
"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months."
Car
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
Act
"After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked."
First
"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
Gay
"There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great."
Fight
"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
Woman
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