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Denis Norden

"There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car."

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Amber Hurdle

"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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Amber Hurdle

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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Amber Hurdle

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."

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Amber Hurdle

"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."

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Amber Hurdle

"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."

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Amber Hurdle

"Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful - I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard!"

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Amber Hurdle

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

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Amber Hurdle

"We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment."

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Amber Hurdle

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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Denis Norden
"I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days."

Decision-Making

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Denis Norden
"There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car."

Car

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Denis Norden
"The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up."

Money

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Denis Norden
"Frank liked administrative work and was good at it."

Work

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Denis Norden
"If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it."

Laughter

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Denis Norden
"It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered."

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Denis Norden
"I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny."

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Denis Norden
"Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh."

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Denis Norden
"And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy."

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Denis Norden
"And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out."

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