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"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!"
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"When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!"
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"I've tried everything other than jumping out of a plane, but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car."
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it."
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"It bothers me when I hear it in a car commercial or some such. But for the most part, it's better than seeing sacred music relegated to the scrap heap."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"I like being unconventional."
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"The main reason I wanted to be successful was to get out of the ghetto. My parents helped direct my path."
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"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
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"When anyone tells me I can't do anything... I'm just not listening any more."
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