"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."

Adlai E. Stevenson, American Politician

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"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."

Adlai E. Stevenson, American Politician

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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"The idea that maybe you don't have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate."

Steve Case, American Businessman

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"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."

Evan Davis, British Economist

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

Woody Allen, American Director

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"It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."

E. L. Doctorow, American Author

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent."

Marc Jacobs, American Designer

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"It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me."

Marc Jacobs, American Designer

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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."

"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."

"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

"The idea that maybe you don't have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate."

"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

"It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

"I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent."

"It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me."

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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."

"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."

"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."

"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there."

"Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."

"Everyone rises to their level of incompetence."

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."

"A man convinced against his will is not convinced."

"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."

"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."