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Laurence J. Peter

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

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"I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them."

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