"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."

"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."

"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph."

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