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Henny Youngman

"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."

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"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."

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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

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"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."

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"He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car."

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Amber Hurdle

"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Amber Hurdle

"I listened to it last night for the first time since we started this project. I went out to my car and put it in and went to an empty parking lot and just listened and read the little pamphlet that came with it. After two or three songs I burst into tears."

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Amber Hurdle

"In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car."

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