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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."
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"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."
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"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
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