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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well."
Idea
"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."
Car
"Schumacher wouldn't have let him past voluntarily. Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it."
Past
"Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move."
Car
"IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards."
Fact
"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does."
Racing
"I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong."
Mistake
"He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed."
Open
"Eight minutes past the hour here in Belgium - and presumably eight minutes past the hour everywhere in the world."
Belgium
"And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself."
Now
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