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Funny Quotes


"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."


"What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do."


"Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny."


"What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there."


"You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in."


"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."


"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!"


"It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good."


"It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing."


"And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it."


"It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent."


"John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning."


"I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."


"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."


"You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?"


"Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters."


"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."


"It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl."


"When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird."


"In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take."


"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."


"I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid."


"We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic."


"I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years."


"What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one."


"I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do."


"If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset."


"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."


"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."
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