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"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."
Jimmy Kimmel
"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."
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"You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in."
Majel Barrett
"You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in."
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"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
Joe Rogan
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
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"They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth."
Tina Yothers
"They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
Jimmy Fallon
"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world."
Tina Weymouth
"Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world."
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"If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny."
Mary Douglas
"If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
Shirin Ebadi
"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny."
Shawn Wayans
"We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny."
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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
Angelina Jolie
"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny."
Beth Henley
"Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny."
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"We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think."
Tony Hancock
"We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think."
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"The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?"
Mick Ralphs
"The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?"
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"We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny."
Adrian Edmondson
"We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny."
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"In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me."
Rosie Perez
"In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me."
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"I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny."
Joan Severance
"I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny."
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"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny."
Bobby Darin
"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny."
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"Funny is when you're serious."
Harvey Korman
"Funny is when you're serious."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
Zora Neale Hurston
"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny."
Eva Longoria
"So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny."
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"Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision."
Madeleine Stowe
"Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision."
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"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
Wanda Sykes
"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
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"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it."
Carl Reiner
"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it."
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"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
Rob Corddry
"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
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"It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it."
Julia Roberts
"It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it."
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"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."
Kristen Johnston
"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."
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"My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles."
Emma Stone
"My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles."
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"I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do."
Louise Jameson
"I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do."
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"I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus."
Chi McBride
"I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus."
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"I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front."
Garry shandling
"I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front."
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"I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more."
Judd Nelson
"I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more."
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"It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior."
Scarlett Johansson
"It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
Ellen Muth
"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny."
Christopher Meloni
"I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny."
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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."
Keenen Ivory Wayans
"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."
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"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
Johnny Knoxville
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
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"But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something."
Dabney Coleman
"But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
Randy Harrison
"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic."
Caroline Dhavernas
"We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic."
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"We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again."
Sheena Easton
"We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
Sarah Silverman
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there."
Andy Richter
"Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there."
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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."
Hugh Grant
"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."
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"When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."
Esther Williams
"When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."
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"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."
Julie Benz
"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."
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"Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons."
Michael Caine
"Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons."
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"You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre."
Majel Barrett
"You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre."
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"But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work."
Robert Downey, Jr.
"But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work."
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"I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling."
Jim Dale
"I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling."
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"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
Marian McPartland
"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
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