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"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally."
Life
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Age
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."
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"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
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"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world."
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"I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one."
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"I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent."
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"In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."
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"How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them."
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"If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do."
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