"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

Ellen DeGeneres, American Comedian

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"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."

Regina King, American Actress

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"I wish I had a funny story."

Leslie Easterbrook, American Actress

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"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."

Samantha Bee, American Comedian

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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

Hugh Grant, English Actor

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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Ron Livingston, American Actor

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"I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic."

Topher Grace, American Actor

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"I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project."

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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done."

Regret

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

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"I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off."

Love

"I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally."

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"Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts."

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"You see much more of your children once they leave home."

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"Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't."

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"I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent."

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"I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one."

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"I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children."

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