"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."

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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

Bob Saget, American Actor

Funny, Audiences, Comedy

"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."

Corey Feldman, American Actor

Funny, Decisions

"It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."

Bob Saget, American Actor

Funny, Job, Network, Night

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician

Funny, Music, Flying, Play

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

Tom Petty, American Musician

Funny, Music, People, Being

"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

Angelina Jolie, American Actress

Funny,

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

Nora Dunn, American Actress

Funny, Thought, Being

"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."

Ronald Knox, English Theologian

Funny, Dignity, Man

"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."

Karen Duffy, American Actress

Funny, People, Friend

"It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of."

Aimee Mann, American Musician

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