"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."

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"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."

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"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."

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"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."

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"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."

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"My biggest problem is retaining the exact information."

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