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David Cross

"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."

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Donna Grant

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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Donna Grant

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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Donna Grant

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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Donna Grant

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

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Donna Grant

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

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Donna Grant

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

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Donna Grant

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

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Donna Grant

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

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Donna Grant

"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."

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Donna Grant

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."

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David Cross
"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

Jokes

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David Cross
"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."

Country

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David Cross
"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."

News

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David Cross
"I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either."

Want

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David Cross
"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."

First

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David Cross
"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."

Hate

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David Cross
"My biggest problem is retaining the exact information."

Information

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David Cross
"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."

Free thinking

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David Cross
"I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate."

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David Cross
"I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best."

People

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