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"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."
Funny
"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."
People
"I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine."
Years
"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."
Country
"Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat."
People
"I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate."
War
"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."
Funny
"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."
Free thinking
"My biggest problem is retaining the exact information."
Information
"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?"
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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