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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."

"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."

"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."

"I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either."

"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."

"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."

"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."
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