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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."

"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell."

"I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet."

"When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed."

"I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural."

"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."

"Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do."

"You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying."

"I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass."
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