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"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

"We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think."
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"I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up."

"Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated."

"Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends - your own chosen family. There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing."

"I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing."

"Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place."

"I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special."

"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell."
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