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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Which Esther Williams do you want to hear about?"
Want

"I was all in gold sequins for Million Dollar Mermaid, 50 feet in the air."
Feet

"I always took it for granted that there would be life after Hollywood."
Life

"With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all."
Life

"Widowhood had done nothing to curb my smart mouth. So much for diplomacy."
Diplomacy

"Victor Mature was a big man; he had a great swagger. I liked him and I knew we'd be good together on screen."
Man

"Somehow I kept my head above water. I relied on the discipline, character, and strength that I had started to develop as that little girl in her first swimming pool."
Character

"Even though I had a lucrative contract with MGM, I had a husband who was drinking and gambling our money away faster than I could make it."
Money

"Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price I'd pay."
Marriage

"When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."
Funny
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