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"I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."
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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been."
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"First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."
"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."
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