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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."
"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."
"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."
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"I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that."
"LA's a very hard place to be unless you have people there that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself. In LA, nobody wants to talk to each other, everybody's giving each other catty looks."
"It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior."
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