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"I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny."
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"I was watching something the other day which started out with five guys walking towards you and one woman, and there you go-it's still being dominated by the male society."
"I did commercials since I was 16, and that's kind of acting, depending on what you're selling."
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