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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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Explore more quotes by Mark Ruffalo

"Literally, I think I've quit acting three or four times, only for a few days. Maybe for a few weeks."
Acting

"I come from a traditional theater background."
Theatre

"This country consumes more pornography than any other country in the world."
Country

"It's a difficult undertaking. I've been married for four years and I see this movie as a cautionary tale about people who've gone deeply out of communication."
People

"The true value of somebody in this town is very hard to determine. It's all smoke and mirrors."
Values

"I like to disappear in the parts I play."
Play

"Commercials that are geared towards kids. I think they should just, like, wipe them out."
Kids

"I enjoyed growing up part of my life in Virginia Beach. We had the ocean and the beach and a beautiful landscape. We were outdoors all the time and we played outside."
Life

"I do readings at the public library. I just did a benefit scene night for my old acting teacher."
Acting

"After the brain tumor happened, I realized I love acting, I've always loved it, I may never get a chance to do it again."
Love
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