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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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