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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
Funny
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
Funny
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
Care
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
Funny
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
Girlfriend
"People for the most part can smell lies."
People
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
Sex
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
Marriage
"To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me."
People
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