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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."

"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."

"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."

"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
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