"On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."

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"On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."

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"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."

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"It's funny because it's funny."

David Spade, American Actor

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"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."

Corey Feldman, American Actor

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"It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."

Bob Saget, American Actor

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"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician

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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

Angelina Jolie, American Actress

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