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"There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."
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"It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."
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"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."
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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"It's so funny whenever things come full circle."
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"With the other fellow actors who have gone astray, I think it's sad that society wants to label the business as doing this to people. It's really not true."
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"The music and everything we're doing on the stage and on television backs itself up. If that's what gets people's curiosity going or brings their attention to us, that's fine."
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"My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents; they did what parents are supposed to do."
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"I've been in this business my whole life. I'm pretty bulletproof as far as being hurt."
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"Someone like Russell Crowe is questioned for his passion for music, and whatever he does, music is just in his heart and soul. All he wants to do is music."
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"A lot of people recognize me or feel that they know me. A lot of times when I speak, they recognize my voice. It's fun, it's exciting. It's always good feedback."
People

"I can't wait to see The Grinch. It's so out of the world. Every time a movie like that comes out, I'm stoked. It's like real life."
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"I'm very proud of Family Ties. It's meant a lot to a lot of people."
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"As far as the media is concerned, I wouldn't shoot anything down."
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"My publicist always said as long as they pronounce your name or spell your name right, it's all good."
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