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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
Lie
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
Talent
"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
Life
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
Christian
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
People
"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
Money
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
Funny
"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Life
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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Personal Development
"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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Personal Development
"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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Personal Development
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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Personal Development
"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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Personal Development
"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
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Personal Development
"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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Personal Development
"Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny."
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Personal Development
"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."
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Personal Development
"It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing."
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