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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
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