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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now."
Death
"And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father."
Father
"I seem to be getting a lot of things pushed my way that are strong women. It's like people see Hackers and they send me offers to play tough women with guns, the kind who wear no bra and a little tank top. I'd like to play strong women who are also very feminine."
Woman
"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
Sex
"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else."
Wish
"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy."
Therapy
"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
Funny
"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble."
Trust
"If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do."
Death
"Honestly, I like everything, boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny."
Boys
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