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Angelina Jolie

"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

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"You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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"It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you."

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"It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye."

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"Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable!"
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"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble."
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"I'd like to believe that the people that have supported me in my work or identified with me in films, the people that feel they know me, they do and they don't have misconceptions - they understand. I believe that."
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"I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do."
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"I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble."
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"I'm happy being myself, which I've never been before. I always hid in other people, or tried to find myself through the characters, or live out their lives, but I didn't have those things in mine."
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"I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are."
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"I never felt settled or calm. You can't really commit to life when you feel that."
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