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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?"
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"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
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"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else."
Wish
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
Ballet
"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble."
Trust
"There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now."
Death
"Honestly, I like everything, boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny."
Boys
"If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me."
Perception
"They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that."
Love
"I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are."
Love
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
Love
"I never felt settled or calm. You can't really commit to life when you feel that."
Life
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