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Dogs Quotes
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
6
"Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs."
Dogs,
6
"Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored."
6
"There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."
6
"I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign."
Dogs,
5
"Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead."
Dogs,
5
"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
5
"Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself."
Dogs,
5
"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."
5
"My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it."
5
"Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them."
5
"If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!"
Dogs,
4
"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way."
4
"These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north."
4
"Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine."
Dogs,
4
"I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!"
4
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
4
"I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs."
4
"The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys."
3
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs."
3
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