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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Dictatorship
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
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Personal Development
"The real evil of the Russian communist state is not communism. It is the secret police and the concentration camp."
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Personal Development
"Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat."
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Personal Development
"Dictators must have enemies. They must have internal enemies to justify their secret police and external enemies to justify their military forces."
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