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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."
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"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."
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"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."
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"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."
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"Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so."
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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."
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"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."
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"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."
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"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
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"Nothing like a little judicious levity."
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
Network
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Love
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
People
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
Answers
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
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