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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Dictatorship
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."
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Personal Development
"Why should I go into details, we have nothing that is not perishable except what our hearts and our intellects endows us with."
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Personal Development
"Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand."
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Personal Development
"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."
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Personal Development
"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."
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Personal Development
"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."
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Personal Development
"Nothing proves that we are more than nothing."
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Personal Development
"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."
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Personal Development
"There is nothing so terrible as activity without insight."
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Personal Development
"Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss."
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