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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing."
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"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
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"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot."
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"Nothing is more important than reconnecting with your bliss. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more real."
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"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
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"Nothing profits more than self-esteem, grounded on what is just and right."
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"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."
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"Think nothing done while aught remains to do."
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"Will this new play be good or bad? Nothing else matters. Nothing at all."
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"It's only when we have nothing else to hold onto that we're willing to try something very audacious and scary."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink


"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People


"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men


"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature


"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism


"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right


"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right


"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Nothing


"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
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