"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."

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John Piper, American Clergyman

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Michel de Montaigne, French Philosopher

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"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

"God comes to us in theater in the way we communicate with each other, whether it be a symphony orchestra, or a wonderful ballet, or a beautiful painting, or a play. It's a way of expressing our humanity."

"Pray to God that your attachment to such transitory things as wealth, name, and creature comforts may become less and less every day."

"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us."

"God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped."

"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"

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"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""

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