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"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."
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"Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head."
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"To think is of itself to be useful; it is always and in all cases a striving toward God."
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"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."
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"Novels tend to end as the Paternoster begins: with the kingdom of God on earth."
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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."
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"The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence."
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"Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man."
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"The day of the absolute is over, and we're in for the strange gods once more."
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"The dog is the god of frolic."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink


"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People


"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men


"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature


"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism


"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right


"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right


"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight


"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
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