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"The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player."

"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."

"I wish there was a bar I could send opposing teams to and get them hammered or something - I could tell my buddies in New York to leave their places open or something. Playing for the Yankees, guys come at you extremely hard. I have to be ready or I'll be embarrassed."

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

"Baseball is what we were, and football is what we have become."
Explore more quotes by Robin Williams

"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."

"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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