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"A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball."
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"I just wanted to go play in the big leagues. But possibly playing for the Yankees is very special."
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"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
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"I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff."
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"You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight."
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"There is but one game and that game is baseball."
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"I wanted to be a professional baseball player."
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"Maybe I was born to play ball. Maybe I truly was."
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"When I was real young I wanted to play baseball. I really loved playing center field, but that was never anything I was really ever that good at. I played up until I was in ninth grade."
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"You look at all the great players that they've had and the potential of playing in Yankee Stadium."
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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
Family
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Love
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
God
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
Madness
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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