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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
Answers
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Dictatorship
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"Doubt everything. Find your own light."
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Personal Development
"My first mistake is to humanize God. My second mistake is to hold those wretched human characteristics up against all of the majestic things that I sense God should be. The blatant discrepancy which is certain to ensue then allows me to not only justify my rejection of Him, it grants me unbridled permission to discount His existence altogether. And that third and final mistake is without a doubt the most costly of all."
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"After all you didn't answer "Why?", why you close and reject it... "Not Interested", doesn't sound like a reason, does it?"
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Personal Development
"That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward."
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"When a man is in doubt about this or that in his writing, it will often guide him if he asks himself how it will tell a hundred years hence."
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"There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything."
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"Doubt is the archenemy of love. He is the scoundrel who accused her to reason."
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"Why did you give up hope?"
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"Doubt is the first ray of illumination."
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Personal Development
"Who am I?? No, No you don't ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??...You are so quite, why?? You don't have answer, it's not a problem you don't need to answer I kwow it!"
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