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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."
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"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."
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"An operetta is simply a small and gay opera."
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"In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers."
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"Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep."
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"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."
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"I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style."
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"Says he, 'I am a handsome man, but I'm a gay deceiver'."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals."
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
Network
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
Business
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
Family
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Divorce
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism
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