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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."
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"It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing."
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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"The big gay clubs like Heaven started having mixed nights in the late '80s."
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"When I was I younger I didn't want to be gay. Not because I was scared of the sexual thing; I didn't want to be a clone. Now this was in the late '70s."
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"The writers have slowly taken the show, with subjects other gay shows have dived right into, slowly. It was over a year before Will even started to date."
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"I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation."
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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
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