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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."
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"It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing."
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"I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me."
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"I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"The writers have slowly taken the show, with subjects other gay shows have dived right into, slowly. It was over a year before Will even started to date."
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"I condemn the national gay press for its emphasis on consumerism."
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"It never occurred to me that I needed to say that I was gay. I simply am. Anyone who knows me or who's been around me ten minutes knows it too."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."
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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
God
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
Business
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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