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"Don't just be everywhere, be everywhere that your clients are, where you matter most."
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Personal Development
"Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind."
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Personal Development
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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Personal Development
"Everybody gets everything handed to them. The rich inherit it. I don't mean just inheritance of money. I mean what people take for granted among the middle and upper classes, which is nepotism, the old-boy network."
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Personal Development
"When it comes to getting a job or client, congruent value is aligning the employer's need with your value add."
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Personal Development
"Good managers don't set a goal to increase efficiency, but rather an implementation of business process improvements that result in higher efficiency as well."
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Personal Development
"If the reason of your sleeplessness is competition, then you will make a successful businessman."
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Personal Development
"The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality."
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Personal Development
"Managers can use power, money or certain circumstances to achieve short-term results. However, motivation is crucial for achieving long-term results."
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Personal Development
"Corporate rule number 7, survival of the fittest spoon. Those who follow reach nowhere."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
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