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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
Answers
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Dictatorship
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
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"Innovation is the change, Change Management needs to be an integral part of innovation management."
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Personal Development
"The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business."
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Personal Development
"In the business always talk to decision makers only, it will save your time and will get you the deal."
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Personal Development
"In the business world cooperation is essential."
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Personal Development
"Business is the salt of life."
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Personal Development
"Marketing is safe. Sales is risky. UNLESS, marketing has done its job. Then sales is safe too."
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Personal Development
"To me everything in business boils down to this: do you genuinely care about your customers - or just their cash?"
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Personal Development
"The nonessential employees, the type of workers whom remain at home when it snows, are the quickest to complain about how the talented persons of an organization behave."
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Personal Development
"The competition is out to get you. Are you a moving target or a sitting duck? Innovate or die."
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Personal Development
"Find your hidden talents, your hidden potentials, your hidden purposes and convert them into a better business for the benefit of the entire world."
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Personal Development
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