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"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
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"In January '77 I went out to LA and have been here 26 years."
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"It's hard to watch something you've done many years ago."
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"In later years, I craved foods that were almost always fattening."
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"This is my third ABC show over the last four years, so we were afraid that nobody would find it. ABC was really struggling and so we just weren't very confident that it would find an audience."
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"Traffic is one of the most powerful films to come out in recent years. It blew me away."
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"I think for a couple of years I was believing that I was doing it all on my own and I wasn't."
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"We went to Big Sur about three years ago and hung out at the Esalen Institute."
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"A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years."
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"And so I was very grateful that I didn't do the British stiff upper lip, but I went straight to a therapist. And she was wonderful and helpful, and I went for about two years."
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"I quit after my seven-year contract with Universal was up. I quit for 33 years."
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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
God


"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People


"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Love


"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People


"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
People


"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature


"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt


"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
Change


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men


"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
Family
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