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"Life is must be filled with endless hope."
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Personal Development

"Do not be bitter over the past. Believe in a brighter future."
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Personal Development

"Countless possibilities exist in any situation. You must maintain a positive outlook to see the miraculous possibilities."
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Personal Development

"Win them with your infectious optimism and burning smile."
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Personal Development

"If the world gives you a thousand reasons to cry, find a thousand and one reasons to smile."
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Personal Development

"Whether your glass is half full or half empty, hope can fill it up."
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Personal Development

"Life is so much better when we dwell on awe-inspired thoughts."
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Personal Development

"Let us embrace the coming year with a living hope for everyday life."
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"The storm is the optimist's friend, but the pessimist's nightmare."
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"Self-confident people tend to be optimistic thinkers and focus on the positives."
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman

"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
Network

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Love

"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country

"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
People

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball

"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay

"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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