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"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Dictatorship
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel."
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"Three times during the show the drums are lifted over the audience - I go up and out, right, left and back."
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"He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that."
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"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
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"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant."
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"I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington."
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"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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"So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it."
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"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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