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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"I really don't feel any strong allegiance to any country."
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars."
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"I live out in the country now and it's quiet and it's a place where I can think a lot."
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"If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera."
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"Countries and states which have capital punishment have a much higher rate of murder and crime than countries that do not, so that makes sense to me, and the moral question - I struggle with it morally."
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"Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it."
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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
God
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
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"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Nothing
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
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