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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"We have a country that is in a very delicate situation."
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"I feel like there is just as much violent programming in other countries and there is not the same incidence of factors. I think there are other factors contributing to violence in this country and not the media."
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"When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain."
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"Worse there cannot be; a better, I believe, there may be, by giving energy to the capital and skill of the country to produce exports, by increasing which, alone, can we flatter ourselves with the prospect of finding employment for that part of our population now unemployed."
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"There was a lot of protest after Bravo, from countries like India, for example. India was the first country which came forward and proposed at the United Nations that all of these nuclear tests should be stopped, that there should be a complete ban on nuclear testing."
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"But if I were to sum up who Barack Obama is and how he plans to meet this moment with one word, that word would be 'responsibility.' Responsibility to each other, our families, our communities, our country, and our world."
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"If notwithstanding, a Rebellion of the same Kind now afflicts this Country, we should not infer that this Institution is useless, or should be laid aside; but just the Reverse."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
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