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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"He who never leaves his country is full of prejudices."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"Maybe the one I enjoyed playing most was A Month in the Country."
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"Jaws was still a handsome, big guy. He got the girl. He was my favorite villain. I tried to make this guy endearing somewhat because all he wanted to do was unite his country."
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"In the world over, the very name of our country is immediately associated with the Parthenon."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"So, we're saying, if we can give developers and builders incentives to cut down on the regulatory barriers that are faced in this country, then we might be able to address the needs of affordable housing."
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"And for far too long, the Democrats have had a monopoly on black votes in this country."
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"Until and unless we could disband these militias, this country won't be able to function properly."
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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
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"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
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