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"Scientific men can hardly escape the charge of ignorance with regard to the precise effect of the impact of modern science upon the mode of living of the people and upon their civilisation."
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"He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods."
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"Men are as we have always known them, neither better nor worse from the hearts of rogues there springs a latent honesty, from the depths of honest men there emerges a brutish appetite - a thirst for extermination, a desire for blood."
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"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."
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"Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair."
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"I've always liked men better than women."
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"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
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"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self."
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"And you prate of the wealth of nations, as if it were bought and sold, The wealth of nations is men, not silk and cotton and gold."
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"All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women."
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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
Right

"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman

"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right

"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball

"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink

"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature

"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
Business

"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt

"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
Family
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