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"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners."
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"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."
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"I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much."
Party


"First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on."
First


"But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone."
Funny


"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."
Time


"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
Comedy


"I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right."
Pretty


"I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present."
Actor


"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."
Life


"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag."
Sex


"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship."
Love
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