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"I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though."
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"I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!"
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"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
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"I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life."
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"When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween."
Car

"I took a lot of time to open myself up to taking chances musically."
Time

"I love to play music."
Love

"When my grandfather died, I started adopting some of his accents, to sort of remind myself of him. A homage. He was a war hero, and he was really great with his hands."
War

"So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing."
Dating

"So when you start touring, women are definitely going to check you out first."
Woman

"You can be a singer, and you can be a guitar player, but putting them together is another animal."
Guitar

"There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying."
Destruction

"I may never get my own action figure, but at least I think what I'm doing is really legitimate musically."
Action

"So yeah, I play the piano for most of the show, but I like rock and roll."
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