"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."

Dating, Suffering, Irony, Relationship

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"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."

Cuba Gooding, Jr., American Actor

Dating, Wife, Kissing, Cuba Gooding

"No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry."

Maurice Gibb, Australian Musician

Dating, Mother, Wife, Thought

"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."

Torrie Wilson, American Celebrity

Dating, Fun, Now, Wrestling

"If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner..."

Virginia Alison, British Author

Dating, Love, Choice, Humor

"I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody."

Kristen Stewart, American Actress

Dating, Life, People, Entertainment

"The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."

Steve Albini, American Musician

Dating, Woman

"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."

Josie Maran, American Model

Dating, Time

"I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!"

Andie MacDowell, American Actress

Dating, Time, Selling, Now

"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Dating, Relationship, Truth, Deception

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

Dating, Now, Woman

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"In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses."

Creation

"Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing."

Sexuality

"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."

Aging

"Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so."

Mortality

"It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with."

Corruption

"Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands."

Bureaucracy

"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."

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"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."

"No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry."

"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."

"If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner..."

"I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody."

"The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."

"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."

"I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!"

"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

Explore more quotes by Lois Greiman

"In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses."

"Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing."

"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."

"I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on."

"A person without regrets is called a corpse."

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."

"Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so."

"It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with."

"Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands."

"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."