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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
"I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody."
"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
"Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing."
"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."
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"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
"Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair."
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
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