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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."
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"I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."
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"You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
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"I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?"
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"I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself."
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"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
Humor
"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty
"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
Consequences
"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
Time
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
Irony
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
Irony
"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."
Aging
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."
Insult
"You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing."
Admiration
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