"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."

Dating, Suffering, Irony, Relationship

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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."

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"Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

Dating, Relationship, Communication, Gender, Understanding

"I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself."

Olivia Wilde, American Actress

Dating, Funny, Time, Heart

"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."

Cuba Gooding, Jr., American Actor

Dating, Wife, Kissing, Cuba Gooding

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

Dating, Now, Woman

"I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it."

Shaun Cassidy, American Musician

Dating, Marriage, Romance, Being

"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."

Torrie Wilson, American Celebrity

Dating, Fun, Now, Wrestling

"I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?"

Loretta Young, American Actress

Dating, Family, Home, Life

"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

Dating, Love, Simplicity, Connection, First

"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."

Conan O'Brien, American Entertainer

Dating, Doctors, Now, Old

"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."

Kelly Osbourne, English Actress

Dating, Thought, Day, Word

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"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

Irony

"Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head."

Satire

"A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul."

Insight

"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."

Love

"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

Gender

"He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy."

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"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."

Cynicism

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."

Judgment