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"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."
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"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
Woman
"The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim."
Management
"I love children and I get along with them great. It's just that I believe if you're going to be a parent, there has to be something inside you that says, 'I want a family.' I don't feel that sense of urgency."
Love
"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'"
Friendship
"There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theater actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on."
God
"I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything."
Advice
"The only failure is not to try."
Failure
"We're picking on people we can beat."
People
"But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older."
Being
"You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk."
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"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
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"You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else."
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"At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting."
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"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
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"People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics."
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"I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?"
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"I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating."
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"I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it."
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