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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98; but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others."

"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."

"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."

"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."

"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."

"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."

"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
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