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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners."
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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."
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"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."
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"I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself."
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"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."
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"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."
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"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."
Talking

"I'm not a sex symbol."
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"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."
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"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
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