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"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."
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"I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody."
"The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."
"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."
"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."
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"Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew."
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"The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to-instead of them-change reality."
"To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic."
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