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"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners."
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"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
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"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."
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"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."
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"There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on."
Emotion
"Most parents are not really 'supportive' because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they 'support' their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures - in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours."
Parenting
"Patriotism is the narcissism of countries."
Politics
"Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate."
Culture
"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
Humor
"You can only be twice someone's age once."
Age
"AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call 'The Presumption of Sickness,' i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative."
Health
"Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other."
Love
"When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him, they're concerned about their daughter's tummy."
Society
"A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date."
Media
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