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"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."
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"I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though."
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"I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!"
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"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
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"I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
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"I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life."
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"The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own."
Awareness
"A son is an unfulfilled man's last attempt to fulfill his unfulfilled dreams."
Legacy
"Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure."
Labor
"12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock."
Work
"Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax."
Economy
"Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality."
Psychology
"To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single."
Relationship
"Working overtime is an underpaid man's salvation."
Work
"Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade."
Food
"There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on."
Emotion
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