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"Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship."
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"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
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"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
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"I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus."
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"Spiritual dating is a way to date and enjoy yourself that is emotionally safer, gentler, and infinitely more pleasurable than regular dating."
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"At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting."
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"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
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"I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy."
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
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"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
Circumstance
"We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin."
Nation
"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."
Aging
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
Television
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."
Humor
"To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life."
Life
"Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing."
Writing
"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
Now
"I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.'This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson."
Religion
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"
Society
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