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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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"Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."
Experience
"I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself."
Freedom
"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."
Mother
"If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."
Being
"How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible."
Woman
"My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store."
Mother
"I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here."
Name
"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."
Funny
"I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't."
Age
"Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy."
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"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
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Personal Development
"You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else."
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Personal Development
"At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting."
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Personal Development
"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
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Personal Development
"People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics."
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Personal Development
"I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?"
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Personal Development
"I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating."
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Personal Development
"I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating."
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Personal Development
"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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Personal Development
"I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule."
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Personal Development
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