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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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"Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."
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