top of page
.png){kind=small}
"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Dating quotes
"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."
"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Explore more quotes by Moon Unit Zappa
"If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."
"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
"How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible."
"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."
"I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't."
"I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."
bottom of page