"I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars."

"You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare."

"I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun."

"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do."

"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."

"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not."

"I'm not a sex symbol."

"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."

"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."