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Quotes by Bulgarian Authors
"All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth..."
"An imaginary friend once asked me why Americans can't stand Russia. The answer was cold, deadly, silent, and, well expected. It's because in Soviet Russia nothing happens anymore, because it doesn't exist anymore. And Americans are all about happenings. If there isn't one " they don't go where it isn't, because there isn't anything to happen to them there."
"I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff " so 'How many robots can you afford? will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free."
"What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home."
"If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of I, and I is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you."
"The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know..."
"A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective."
"I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation."
"I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones " neither."
"If it's public, it's not bonding."
"Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not."
"If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life."
"The realest of cats love with all of their being..."
"To fix hearts one must know one's own."
"IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible."
"Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the 'meaner' meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading."
"People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren't human."
"Trees are where Nature has simply begun."
"Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am."
"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."
"Wonders amaze me. They can aim wanderlessly in any forest, be it of dark trees or lighted bushes. And apparently, as per what I've heard, they can buy stuff that's on sale, but only if and when they feel wonderfully wonderful. Because otherwise they wouldn't really be themselves, which would be a problem for them, because if they aren't what they are - they can't exist, and if they don't exist " that makes them invisible and silent to all the wandering people, who may or may not be looking for them to sell themselves to."
"If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole."
"One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean."
"To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge."
"Love is always more than friendship."
"If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do."
"Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie."
"People decided that trees have no feelings."
"Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go."
"A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered."
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