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"I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that's going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?"
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"Fish are small, but do not drown in the sea. Ships are big, but sink in the ocean."

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