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"I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think."
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"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."
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"Okay... I get that... but why I!?"
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"Shut the front door! Jenna exclaimed.Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. 'The door is shut?"
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"I don't know, he said. "I just feel like I have to do something."Do what?"I don't know. That's what's wrong. Or part of what's wrong. I feel like I'm sleepwalking."
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"I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said."
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"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."
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"Science ask facts and religion ask faith, humans are confused between life and death."
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"The young man was sort of ... well ... peering at this shovel, and Lisey knew not by his face but by the whole awkward this-way-n-that jut of his lanky body that he didn't have any idea what he was seeing. It could have been an artillery shell, a bonsai tree, a radiation detector, or a china pig with a slot in its back for spare silver; it could have been a whang-dang-doodle, a phylactery testifying to the pompetus of love, or a cloche hat made out of coyote skin. It could have been the penis of the poet Pindar. This guy was too far gone to know."
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"Something which can make us the same... is what do we use to put somebody in confusion and what does they use to put someone in confusion?"
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"I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!"
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"As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really."
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"The meaning of life is to make life be more."
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"Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole."
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"Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activities like writing, reading, and sleeping."
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"Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead."
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"To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge."
Wisdom
"To find true love simply one must just adore."
Love
"Starlight is best felt at noon..."
Nature
"People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren't human."
Humor
"Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains."
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