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"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."
"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."
"For once in my life maybe I ought to actually think about taking God at His word, and in doing so to suddenly find myself riotously welcoming the rather shocking reality that Christmas is truly everything that He says it is."
Explore more quotes by Will Advise
"I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think."
"Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use."
"The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit."
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