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"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."

"I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them."
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"I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig."

"Capo, my first golden retriever, so loved to swim she once jumped off a cliff to get into Lake Superior."

"Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's groin,' 'stop humping the Barcalounger,' 'do not bark violently for two hours at inanimate objects such as a flowerpot,' ' do not eat poop,' and 'if you must eat poop, then at least refrain from licking my face afterward'."
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"I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think."

"Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use."

"The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit."
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